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Church Experience 6/2/12

Sucked.
Elaboration: Five minutes into mass, the child behind me sneezed on my purse and water bottle which necessitated a visit to the little church library where I hyperventilated for 5 minutes. I was stressed out for the rest of mass.
On the bright side, Prom was pretty freaking awesome.

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Logic Always Wins

1984:
“2+2=5
Because the government says so.”

Catholic Church:
“3=1
It’s a mystery. Just have faith.”

Logic:
“No, two plus two does not equal five. You can’t change the fucking rules of math. And no, three does not equal one. The three would have to be thirds to equal one. Three equals three, not one. How hard is basic addition?”

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