My nails done for Prom.

My nails done for Prom.
Sucked.
Elaboration: Five minutes into mass, the child behind me sneezed on my purse and water bottle which necessitated a visit to the little church library where I hyperventilated for 5 minutes. I was stressed out for the rest of mass.
On the bright side, Prom was pretty freaking awesome.
1984:
“2+2=5
Because the government says so.”
Catholic Church:
“3=1
It’s a mystery. Just have faith.”
Logic:
“No, two plus two does not equal five. You can’t change the fucking rules of math. And no, three does not equal one. The three would have to be thirds to equal one. Three equals three, not one. How hard is basic addition?”

Easiest way to guilt trip any child into belief
The idea of a loving, almighty being watching over me is such a comforting idea that I find myself longing to feel the way I did when I believed.
Maybe it is harder to be an atheist.
Ugh. I can’t worry about this right now. I have to get ready for Prom.
And I’m glad to be back at my home on the internet.
I know that feel.

(Source: atheistsconfessions)
Gah. I relate to too many posts on Atheists’ Confessions.
…And that making shit up is not a valid answer.
Just a previous post of mine.